Monday, February 8, 2010

Looooooooooooooong time no see ne~?

i've been procrastinating AGAIN.
yes i know. i should be more organised i'm in year 11

DON'T GIMME THAT SHIT.
i'm asian, female and a teenagaer . I have a SCIENTIFIC excuse for e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g
its all hormones XDD
well Sae's been on PA attack these couple of weeks =D

photoshoots and majisuka <3

first things first GAKURAN!

this is Gakuran our hero(ine) of the story.
on the official website she is described as ' a girl who thinks she's a guy'
on with the ep. summary

As Atsuko and Daruma were going to school these people showed up
they were from a rival school and demanded to see (fight) Yuko
[they aint yuko are you frickn ppl blind?!]
all of a sudden a smexy hand shows up

someone who kicked those bitchez asses
[ohhh~]
just too make it complete *pops* a couple of mints
[have you guessed who this hero is yet? XD]
its ITS SAE!
Gakuran: Don't touch her.
[*fangirls<3*]
Atsuko: 'arigatou' -leaves-
[WTH kinda attitude is that to the person who just saved yoh petite ass huh?]

Gakuran: -watches as the 2 leave-
[nosebleeds as they leave]

and that was all before the intro.
[yup that's how kickass Sae-tan is]

meanwhile back at Majisuka high
[*shock* masaka? Atsuko has a stalker?]

in the playground...
an ultra smexy body comes flying out to save Atsuko from a stray bat.
Atsuko: Are you ohkay?
[OFC she's not! she just frickn got hit by a bat yuu dumbass bitch >.<]
Gakuran: of course i'm ohkay.
[*kyaa* just melted*]
Daruma: Atsu~ne lemme at this bitch
Gakuran: I'll take of this 
[kya~ so manly <3]
Gakuran: ain't yuu supposed to hit balls with bats?
Some yankii: But yuu ain't got no balls yoh motha fuuker.
[USAI! Gakuran can have whatever she wants yuu bitch!.]
[editors note: this part may be have some dialogue missing]
Gakuran: -looks back- Watcha say? *bashes*
[running out of blood to bleed]

after school...
Atsuko forgets her book so Gakuran brings it back.
Gakuran: Don't forget it next time and Don't forget our date
[kyaaa~<3]
Atsuko: err. thnx. 
[i think she gets that she has a stalker now XD]
  -salutes-
[i think i'm out of expressions]

the next day...
Gakuran runs into that evil H school nurse dude.
the go mumbo jumbo about something involving Atsuko
and then kuro-Gakuran appears *dun-dunDUNN*

after school...
Its them again.
[will they give it up already srsly.]
*in flies a coke can*

Yankii dudes: You again?
Daruma: You again?
[wayy to show grattitude yuu freak of nature >.<]
Gakuran: won't you let them pass already?
Yankii dude: are you serious you tranny?
[*sends hate mail/ letter bomb*]
Gakuran: ore wa itsumo maji dayo!
(I'm always serious!)
[*kyan<3*]
Gakuran only manages to bash one guy before the police butts in.
Gakuran: *che* Where's yoh manniness huh?
watches again as Atsuko and Daruma leaves.

a while later...
[dies]
Daruma: WTF yuu doing here? quit stalking mah Atsu~ne already.
Gakuran: Hey. why do you love Atsuko?
[doki doki.... moushikashite. Gakuran likes Atsuko????]
Daruma: You stay the Fcuk away form Atsu~ne GOT IT?
Gakuran: -sighs- Guess I have no choice then.
[Gakuran-sama what are yuu gonna do?]

the next day...
OMG is she gonna confess???
Gakuran: Ne~ are you studying?
[*falls* What kinda romantic line is that gakuran =.="]
Atsuko: No. not really.
[ehhh. How'd they get here?
yuu wanna noe?
go download it! although i would give it to you if yuu ask nicely ^^]
Gakuran: umm... you know....
[gahhh. is she gonna do it is she is she???]
Gakuran: To be serious...I.. er...
Atsuko: you what?
[the suspense is killing me]
Daruma: ATSU~NE!!!
[GAHHH. yuu frickn mood killer.]
Gakuran:  seriously....I fell in love with Daruma at first sight.
[WHAATTTTT?! man Gakuran your taste in women is the same as your taste in fashion: it utterly fails yet i can't help but love you for it.]
Team Horumone: EHHHHH?! HER?????!!!!!!!
[reckn.]
Daruma: MEHHH?!
[yuu can't believe it? well i can't believe it either...]
Gakuran: I...er...
[you eh what? suffered brain damage and didn't really mean it? huh what is it?]
Gakuran: couldn't forget your big face.
[*falls crashing to the floor* you have gotta be kidding me WTF produced this?!
oh right... Aki-p nvm i understand now.]
Gakuran: So maeda (that's Atsuko's last name) lets fight for her.
[i don't think i can be shocked any more]
Daruma:Heyyy....
Gakuran: Women should stay out of this.
[i'll be your woman!!!]
Atsuko: [too shocked to remeber what she says; probably thinking *You can have her*]
-walks away-
Gakuran: *che* you know you're abandoning her if you walk away right?
[Gakuran you're the only one who wouldn't abandon her...]
Atsuko: -pauses-
Gakuran: You know. you shouldn't date guys like him. He's such a weakling
[you thought Atsuko was Daruma's bf and that's why you did this? -face palm-]
Daruma: -in shock-
Gakuran: 'omae maji desu ka?' 
(are you serious(ly gonna abandon her)?)
[ohh no. Gakuran said Atsuko's trigger word, 'maji']

and here we go 3.
2
1
and HENSHIN.
Its serious OMG-i-can-kill-you-in-one-shot-fighting-genius-Atsuko.
Atsuko: Watashi Maji DARYO!
(I'm SERIOUS. [yankii speak])

Gakuran: oh? *pops mint*
[yohoh~ i'm addicted to mints now anyone know where i can get those?]
Gakuran: HYAAA~! [means: BRING IT ON BITCH.]

fight scene pic spam
warning: may contain inappropriate commentary.
[bring it on hyaa~!]
[oh no. Gakuran's beautiful ass]
 [Gakuran: ungh. i'm wet]
 [Gakuran: I had enough. i can't control it anymore]
[Gakuran: Your MINE.]
[Atsuko: Kiss me yah fool]
[Atsuko: fine i'll do it your way.]
[Gakuran: Make up your mind....]
[Gakuran: You can't be the SEME AND THE UKE.]
[Gakuran: Fine I'm the seme.]
[i'll refrain from commenting on this one ^^]
[WHOA. wild<3]
[gahhh. Atsuko where'd yuu think you're touching!!!?]
[Gakuran:ungh....]
[Team Horumone: ohhhhh~.]
[Gakuran: Kahhhh~]
[Gakuran: i lose.]
[whoa its dark already how long have yuu guyz been at it? XD]


XD ohkay i've had mah fun
This is waht REALLY HAPPENED.

Atsuko and Gakuran got into a fight after Atsuko went into Hyper-yankii mode.
Gakuran got thrown to the ground by Atsuko but he gets up and punches Atsuko using the Gakuran punch,
which can hit speeds up to 100km/ph because of the body spinning with such great momentum.
Atsuko then regains control of the fight and knees Gakuran in the stomach.
The two continue struggling and then Atsuko kicks Gakuran, to retaliate Gakuran smashes Atsuko into 
the fence and they continue hitting and missing, until Astuko is pinned to the fence.
She then uses 'one-inch-punch' , a secret chinese thechnique that has been lost for 4000 years,
and defeats Gakuran (as explained by team horumone).
Gakuran then dramatically falls to the ground and it is implied that he lost.

[nooo~ Gakuran your handsome face ATSUKO i will never forgive yuuu!]
Atsuko: You should only ever use 'maji' once in your life.

As they were going home...
[uhhh. these idiots never give up ...]
Gakuran: 'Ore no onna ni nankayo gayo' [really dunno the last bit]
(Are you messing with my woman?)
[excuse me while i go get a blood transfusion]
Daruma: I've already tol....
Gakuran: Move it.
Gakuran: Atsuko...
[she called her by her first name this time <3]
its aimed at the heart ngaw<3
Gakuran: 'Ore no maji wa anata no tame ni'
(my 'serious' is for you'.)
[get it? Atsuko said before that 'you should only use 'maji' once in your life', now Gakuran is saying taht he is serious for her sake which means HE'S CONFESSING!!!<3]
Gakuran: so that's the story.
[they obviously have no sense of romance with those dense heads of theirs.]
Just as Gakuran was about to do some serious butt-kicking...
Gakuran: Sado?
Sado: ahh. its been a while since i got mah hands dirty.
Gakuran: Sado. Stay out of this this is MY fight.
Sado: Usually i'll just leave this up to you but tonight i really wanna get mah hands dirty.
*a couple of bangs and clangs and dudes screaming in pain later*
Gakuran: You guys are nothing when Sado gets serious.

The next day after school.
Gakuran: ne~ Atsuko I'll walk you home<3
[sasuga my oshi. so gentleman like <3]

~majisuka summary owari desu~

WPB~ appart from being totally "playboy" they do have awsome photography skills not that Sae needs any to look hawt ^^
for yoh info SAE IS NOT FLAT.

and I decided to pop love-tan in here cuz she looks cute
quick trivia:
love-tan's full name is Oota Aika
Ai in jap means love and hence the name love-tan
smart and cute =D
she one of mah fav loli's


 MOAR SAE -shall get better quality pics later ^^-

sae in arienai! catz earz~~~!

shall do screen caps once i find the ep. 
somewhere...

and THIS THIS IS TOTALLY KAWAII.
whoa. its wayy past mah bedtime


kyou wa koko de made <3

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