Thursday, February 25, 2010

KHR posters in stock.

for sale are:
  • Collonello
  • Viper
  • Fon
  • Verde
  • Reborn
  • Luce
  • Skull
  • Reborn X Tsuna
  • Yamamoto
  • Xanxus
  • Squalo
  • Mukuro
  • Hibari
  • Gokudera

these posters are single sided and are either landscape or portrait (look at the pic)
The are 182x515mm (that's 18.2x51.5 cms duh.)
Its $6AUS for 1 and $10 for 2 
currently I only have 1 of each but if enough orders come in then I'll restock so THEY'RE LIMITED.

Bokchoy's Imaginatorium~ NOW OPEN.

yups

Bokchoy's opening a shop

called

Bokchoy's Imaginatorium

XD

I was gonna go Bokchoy's Harem but that sounds weird Xp

okay here it goes.

There are 3 ways to buy from here:
  1. buy from what I have in stock in which case the price will be marked. (shipping not incl. not like anyone would make me ship things anyways)
  2. ask me to buy stuff for you online in which case I will charge a 10% fee (not incl. shipping)
    • If you link me to a free shipping site then you obviously don't need to pay shipping duh 
  3. ask me to buy stuff off auction sites (i.e. e-bay, yahoo auctions) in which case you will need to give me a highest bid and I will not go past that bid.
    • buying items off sites like yahoo.jp is expensive because you will need to use a deputy service and THEY ARE EXPENSIVE YO.

There are no restrictions to what I'll buy for you except that it has to be LEGAL.
No I'm not paying kidnappers to kidnap your idols because that is ILLEGAL.
There is no guarantee that I can find the item that you want so you can cancel any time BEFORE I order it.
Shipping does take time so DON'T E-MAIL ME EVERY DAY ASKING OF YOUR STUFF HAS ARRIVED YET. If you want fast shipping then you'll have to pay for it.
If you want the item to be shipped directly to you that can be arranged.
I will charge oversized packages extra.
Oversized= weighing over 10kgs or over the dimensions of 50x50x50cms


Now that you've read all of that you can contact me here
In the subject box please put Bokchoy's Imaginatorium
In the message area put what you want, how many of it and if applicable the site you want me to buy it from.
I will then send a confirmation e-mail to you or in which case you will need to find a way to pay me
I accept cash, cheque or bank transfer (assuming that you don't have pay pal in which case WHY ARE YOU USING ME ANYWAY?)
I am to be paid first please.

I'm still emo.

I keep thinking I'll get over the team shuffles

but guess what?

I'll NEVER get over it

I woke up early so I decided to go do

some blog translations since I've been neglecting

it for the past 2 days

and then I saw arsen's translationg of hte AKB blog
and I went emo AGAIN.

thank god I didn't go on twitter

or else I would have went wayy~ emo because of Tomo's twitter spam 

good news is I'm half way through the MC
translation for senshuuraku and it will probably be up by

the weekend. 

also they are making a DVD for senshuuraku so 

MONEH~!





WE ARE THE CHIIMU~ K!

I'm gonna go get some sleep now.

Monday, February 22, 2010

We are the Team K!

I thought I've gotten over this but I haven't

Just finished translating mee-tan's blog

and now I'm tearing up again

I can't help it...

Why must AKB bring so much pain wih their joy?

Can't even type properly any more

I'm tearing up so much I can't even see what I'm typing anymore

I know I cired when I watched 104 senbatsu member matsuri

when they announced the team shuffles

I thought I got over it after that...

Then when I watched the Team dokoudai DVDs I cried again

I guess I'll never get over it...

Just thinking about how much it hurts me as a fan

I feel even more depressed

If I'm only a  fan and I'm already this depressed 

what about the girls?

they probably fee a 1000X worse than me

I feel so bad for not being able to support them

i don;t want to put it in my fan letter cause I don;t want to bring

up such painful memories when sae reads it...

I will post with screen caps of the last show and

hopefully some MC translations

for the rest of this week and probably next week

will be Team K week.

new banner and songs will be uploaded

as soon as I finish crying 

and manage to get my self together.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

BOOYAH!!!

AKB DID IT!!!

YATTA!
TOTAL SALES FOR SnS IS NOW

302,205




to celebrate you guyz are gonna hear Sakura no Shiori everytime you visit ^^

AKB FTW~!

lets get over the saddness with

 this

AKB is gonna be this weeks Oricon #1
[tell us something we don't know]

ohkay fine you losers.

Sakura no Shiori has totalled


*drum roll*


293,039 copies



AKB is hitting the big time!
The girls deserve it after all their hard work

*sniffle* So proud~

I AM AN AKB FANGIRL BITCHEZ!

only 6,961 untill 300,000

and at this rate they'll reach it by tomorrow~!!!

AKB FIGHT-OH!!!

Farewell Team K~

Today the 21st of Febuary 2010

marks the last Team K show...

The "old" team K members were:
 
 "We are the chiimu K~"
[the last pic. before their last show T.T]

 
Akimoto Sayaka
The unofficial leader of Team K
but now official captain of the "new" team K 


Chikano Rina
Someone I don't really know but
blogs almost as much as mee-tan
now in Team B 


Kasai Tomomi
Well known for her cute anime voice and character
and also as Big kabuki in Majisuka
Now in Team B


 Kobayashi Kana
Team K's resident airhead
who hits hard in tennis
Now in Team B


  Kuramochi Asuka
Mocchi was on of the fastest kenkyusei
turned official members in AKB history
Now in Team A


Masuda Yuka
Takoyaki-musume, also ex-osaka b-ball team member
and has one of AKB's strongest voices
Now in Team B


  Matsubara Natsumi
The big sis' of Team K
Now in Team A


 Miyazawa Sae
Team K's energy source and resident goofball
also my oshi ^^
still in Team K


 Noro Kayo
Team Ks original Queen of comedy
Now in SDN


Ohori megumi
Team K's sexy 'baba'
Now in SDN


Oku manami
Team K's original lolli
Now in Team B


Ono Erena
Team K's second youngest
yet she's one of the most experienced gravure models in the team.
Still in Team K


Oshima yuko
Team K's frontgirl and resident midget
Still In Team K


Sato Natsuki
Showed off her dance skillz in K5's dakishimeraretara
and Noro's partner in crime
Now in Team B


 Umeda Ayaka
Team K's break dancer and 
Tokyo Tower's image girl
Still in Team K



Farewell team k~

Sae SAe SAE~ is on a ROLL.

alrighties

so we all thought that Sae was off majisuka for good after

she lost to hulk-Atsuko right? WRONG.

today I bring you 

the RETURN OF THE chou~ikemen GAKURAN~!!

*cue: crazy fangirl/boy screams*

if you bothered to read my summary on ep.3 of majisuka gakuen

titled: "My 'serious' is for you"

Just by looking at the title you should know how kick-ass this ep is gonna be <3

because i'm so nice <3 

its a character review for our Gakuran-sama 

 
hawtnes <333333
so after you've recovered from Gakuran's hawtness~

as I said before Sae's character in Majisuka is called

Gakuran meaning a boy's school uniform
[a duh. she's obviously wearing one in he pic]

Gakuran is a girl who thinks she's a guy and 

currently a   2nd year at Majisuka snr. high

ohkay on with this ep.

This is ep.7 

where Black-sama (one of the four aces) takes on the HULK (acchan)
for character intros please go here.

 whoa. what's going on here? 
prez Yuko VS vice-prez Sado?
ohhh~ its just a flash back of how they met ^^

 Jumbo: sado-san sado-san?
Sado: huh?
Jumbo: Lets take these to Yuko-senpai
showa: yea~ Yuko-senpai likes them right?
Rice: but we can't do this for ever... how long untill yuko senpai is out of the hospital?
showa: her condition couldn't have gotten any worse could it?
Sado: just a little while, she'll be back
1st years: YEA~
 Rice: alright. Then lets take-care of the transfer student already
Anime: its bad for Rapapa if...
Jumbo: um. sorry but.. what about our allies? that transfer student is strong after all..

[uh-oh Sado's mad]

  Sado: someone who can't even take care of that kid. WE DON'T NEED THEM
Jumbo: hai. sumimasen

*moonspeak*

Anime: noway~
Rice: you mean...
Showa: chi-chi-chi

Jumbo: chi no sengoku?!
[have no idea what it means]

[creepy voice: recites bible verses]

eh? Black-sama?!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[babbles on in moonspeak]
wota: if its Black we're talking about then even Meada needs to be careful
Daruma: Shaddup! my Atsu-ne is invicible!

 Atsuko: I needa go poopie~
[...eh...e..nevermind...]

Daruma: Atsu-ne you need to be careful
Atsuko: its okay, I feel much better after my poopie~
Daruma: ... I wasn't talking about that I was talking about Black.

[eerie vampire music]
Daruma: Who the fack are you?! show yourself!

[Black-sama da!]
Atsuko: *turns around and punches*

[SHE'S GONE.??]


Daruma: where are you? Where the hell did you go?!
Black: *appears and punches*

Black: *continues with bible talk*

Black: we will meet again
Atsuko: *misses again*

Daruma: Atsu-ne this is bad.
Atsuko: this has go nothing to do with me.
[masaka... she still doesn't get that she's being targeted?]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yuko: Its nice today isn't it
Atsuko: yea.
Yuko: heyy~ go out with me later.
[GAHHH. Yuko! Acchan is Gakuran's Woman!!!!]

Atsuko: sorry I have work to do
Yuko: saa~ I'll just have to go by my self then...
[Yuko-senpai's playing dirty~!]

 
 Yuko: *gottcha*

they go arcading~

yuko almost faints while Atsuko whacks crocodiles

Atsuko: are you ohkay?
Yuko: I'm fine I'm fine, lets go over there next

Sado goes to visit Yuko in the hospital
when she sees that she isn't there she leaves the cakes and leaves

while walking past the reception Sado overhears something
Nurse: Doctor its that girl again, she left the hospital with out premission
Doctor: Oshima again? seriously I've never seen such an energetic patient
Nurse: yea, some how its hard to belive that...
[what did she say???]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 meanwhile Yuko is goofing around with Atsuko
[I WANT that elephant!]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[TAKOYAKI!!!!]

Daruma got a message from Black
its another biblical message

[no more takoyaki? :(]

Daruma: EHHH?!?! Where's mah takoyaki?!?!

Team Horumone: ahhhh~ *eats*
Daruma: Gimme back mah takoyaki you sonofabitchez!

Wota: takoyaki and horumone alike, there's no meaning to it of you 
don't share with your friends.
Daruma:... *looks at the message she got from Black*
I guess your right..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yuko: *singing sakura no shiori*
Atsuko: Shouldn't we be returning soon?
Yuko: *looks at phone* ah~ its that late already?
Ohkay the NEXT.
Atsuko: Where are we going THIS time?

Yuko: the main event starts now.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sado: YUKO-SAN!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 
Yuko: this place hasn't changed
Atsuko: what is this place
Yuko: I wonder, the place where it all started?

Yuko: hey you. why are you part-timing at the hospital?
Atsuko: Because I want to be a nurse

*moonspeak*
Atsuko: I don't have friends.
[loner~]
Yuko:ehhh~ I don't get it though AH!
gimme a 10yen coin

Yuko: *throws coins in* you do it too.

Yuko: what did you wish for?
Atsuko: eh?
Yuko: Come on tell me~
Atsuko:*something like I don't wanna be bothered by things that don;t concern me anymore
Yuko: eh~ 
Atsuko: People always seems to pick fights with me at school
Yuko: I Know! Its because you always have that look on your face~
Atsuko:...
Yuko: I like it, fighting
Atsuko: eh?

*some inspirational moonspeak*

and lets skip some story line cuz its past Bokchoy's bedtime

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sado goes emo as she looks at Yuko's emty seat

Sado has a flashback of a time when Yuko and her fought with Yakabune
[if you watch this scene closely Sado is so Lez for Yuko.]

[excuse the shitty cap]
Doctor: I have never seen such an energetic patient, especially one that's about to die
Nurse: Even is she is that energetic, she only has 1 month to live
[EHHH?!?! USO~ WTF Yuko CAN'T DIE nooooo!!!!]

 [I have a funny feeling sado might go M after this T.T]

 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 [they just left it in the hallway?!?!?!]

Sado: Where teh hell have you been?!
Yuko: OMG~.... oh its just you  Sado
don't scare me like that
[could this be the first kiss of the drama?!?]

Sado: *SLAPS*
[ehhhhh!!!!!]

Yuko: eh?

Sado: *stares*

Yuko: *oh shit. she knows*

Sado: Sorry! *leaves*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Chokoku: Do you have a sec? [what she really means: look at my legs!]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Daruma: Black! come get me you fool
Show show yourself! Where are you?! BLACK!



Daruma gets owned by Black

Daruma: *turns on lights* hah. now you ain't invisible no more
Black: so? *continues bashing*

"sorry to have kept you waiting"
[that silhouette, that sexy voice could be? COULD IT BE?!]

 GAKURAN HAS RETURNED!!!!

along with the kabuki sisters.
  They came to save Daruma's ass

Gakuran: oi, Daruma you still alive?
Big kabuki: You're always so pathetic


Daruma: you're gonna get owned now bitch.
Gakuran: that's the story
Big kabuki: *get your fat hands off me!*
Daruma: That takoyaki-club reminded me...
its better to have friends around
[refer to the time when team Horumone stole her takoyaki XD]

 
Black: *corrects something in Daruma's story* 

 
Daruma: *starts counting*
[face-plam]




 Gakuran: Whattcha counting for? Lets get on with this fight already.
[kya~ so manly <33]

they trash talk for a while
[warning: the following pictures might cause severe blood loss]


 
 
 The four end up in an epic fight with Black.

  
 
 
 
 [melted~]
 
 Atsuko arrives to see her friends get their ass kicked

They all end up really battered.

 
 
 since Black was too focused on her rosary falling to the ground 

 
she got owned by the chou-ikemen Gakuran-sama
 and K.Oed by Daruma's head butt...

 [I can't believe Black went down like that either...]

Daruma: WE WON!!!

 
Daruma: *goes on about wings of victory shit*


 Gakuran: *WTF?*


[can't believe you ate that Gakuran...]
The end.

Gakuran will be in next weeks ep as well ^^

but...


 
Gakuran!!!!!
stay posted for more~