alrighties
so we all thought that Sae was off majisuka for good after
she lost to hulk-Atsuko right? WRONG.
today I bring you
the RETURN OF THE chou~ikemen GAKURAN~!!
*cue: crazy fangirl/boy screams*
if you bothered to read my summary on ep.3 of majisuka gakuen
titled: "My 'serious' is for you"
Just by looking at the title you should know how kick-ass this ep is gonna be <3
because i'm so nice <3
its a character review for our Gakuran-sama
hawtnes <333333
so after you've recovered from Gakuran's hawtness~
as I said before Sae's character in Majisuka is called
Gakuran meaning a boy's school uniform
[a duh. she's obviously wearing one in he pic]
Gakuran is a girl who thinks she's a guy and
currently a 2nd year at Majisuka snr. high
ohkay on with this ep.
This is ep.7
where Black-sama (one of the four aces) takes on the HULK (acchan)
for character intros please go here.
whoa. what's going on here?
prez Yuko VS vice-prez Sado?
ohhh~ its just a flash back of how they met ^^
Jumbo: sado-san sado-san?
Sado: huh?
Jumbo: Lets take these to Yuko-senpai
showa: yea~ Yuko-senpai likes them right?
Rice: but we can't do this for ever... how long untill yuko senpai is out of the hospital?
showa: her condition couldn't have gotten any worse could it?
Sado: just a little while, she'll be back
1st years: YEA~
Rice: alright. Then lets take-care of the transfer student already
Anime: its bad for Rapapa if...
Jumbo: um. sorry but.. what about our allies? that transfer student is strong after all..
[uh-oh Sado's mad]
Sado: someone who can't even take care of that kid. WE DON'T NEED THEM
Jumbo: hai. sumimasen
*moonspeak*
Anime: noway~
Rice: you mean...
Showa: chi-chi-chi
Jumbo: chi no sengoku?!
[have no idea what it means]
[creepy voice: recites bible verses]
eh? Black-sama?!!
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[babbles on in moonspeak]
wota: if its Black we're talking about then even Meada needs to be careful
Daruma: Shaddup! my Atsu-ne is invicible!
Atsuko: I needa go poopie~
[...eh...e..nevermind...]
Daruma: Atsu-ne you need to be careful
Atsuko: its okay, I feel much better after my poopie~
Daruma: ... I wasn't talking about that I was talking about Black.
[eerie vampire music]
Daruma: Who the fack are you?! show yourself!
[Black-sama da!]
Atsuko: *turns around and punches*
[SHE'S GONE.??]
Daruma: where are you? Where the hell did you go?!
Black: *appears and punches*
Black: *continues with bible talk*
Black: we will meet again
Atsuko: *misses again*
Daruma: Atsu-ne this is bad.
Atsuko: this has go nothing to do with me.
[masaka... she still doesn't get that she's being targeted?]
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Yuko: Its nice today isn't it
Atsuko: yea.
Yuko: heyy~ go out with me later.
[GAHHH. Yuko! Acchan is Gakuran's Woman!!!!]
Atsuko: sorry I have work to do
Yuko: saa~ I'll just have to go by my self then...
[Yuko-senpai's playing dirty~!]
Yuko: *gottcha*
they go arcading~
yuko almost faints while Atsuko whacks crocodiles
Atsuko: are you ohkay?
Yuko: I'm fine I'm fine, lets go over there next
Sado goes to visit Yuko in the hospital
when she sees that she isn't there she leaves the cakes and leaves
while walking past the reception Sado overhears something
Nurse: Doctor its that girl again, she left the hospital with out premission
Doctor: Oshima again? seriously I've never seen such an energetic patient
Nurse: yea, some how its hard to belive that...
[what did she say???]
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meanwhile Yuko is goofing around with Atsuko
[I WANT that elephant!]
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[TAKOYAKI!!!!]
Daruma got a message from Black
its another biblical message
[no more takoyaki? :(]
Daruma: EHHH?!?! Where's mah takoyaki?!?!
Team Horumone: ahhhh~ *eats*
Daruma: Gimme back mah takoyaki you sonofabitchez!
Wota: takoyaki and horumone alike, there's no meaning to it of you
don't share with your friends.
Daruma:... *looks at the message she got from Black*
I guess your right..
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Yuko: *singing sakura no shiori*
Atsuko: Shouldn't we be returning soon?
Yuko: *looks at phone* ah~ its that late already?
Ohkay the NEXT.
Atsuko: Where are we going THIS time?
Yuko: the main event starts now.
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Sado: YUKO-SAN!
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Yuko: this place hasn't changed
Atsuko: what is this place
Yuko: I wonder, the place where it all started?
Yuko: hey you. why are you part-timing at the hospital?
Atsuko: Because I want to be a nurse
*moonspeak*
Atsuko: I don't have friends.
[loner~]
Yuko:ehhh~ I don't get it though AH!
gimme a 10yen coin
Yuko: *throws coins in* you do it too.
Yuko: what did you wish for?
Atsuko: eh?
Yuko: Come on tell me~
Atsuko:*something like I don't wanna be bothered by things that don;t concern me anymore
Yuko: eh~
Atsuko: People always seems to pick fights with me at school
Yuko: I Know! Its because you always have that look on your face~
Atsuko:...
Yuko: I like it, fighting
Atsuko: eh?
*some inspirational moonspeak*
and lets skip some story line cuz its past Bokchoy's bedtime
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Sado goes emo as she looks at Yuko's emty seat
Sado has a flashback of a time when Yuko and her fought with Yakabune
[if you watch this scene closely Sado is so Lez for Yuko.]
[excuse the shitty cap]
Doctor: I have never seen such an energetic patient, especially one that's about to die
Nurse: Even is she is that energetic, she only has 1 month to live
[EHHH?!?! USO~ WTF Yuko CAN'T DIE nooooo!!!!]
[I have a funny feeling sado might go M after this T.T]
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[they just left it in the hallway?!?!?!]
Sado: Where teh hell have you been?!
Yuko: OMG~.... oh its just you Sado
don't scare me like that
[could this be the first kiss of the drama?!?]
Sado: *SLAPS*
[ehhhhh!!!!!]
Yuko: eh?
Sado: *stares*
Yuko: *oh shit. she knows*
Sado: Sorry! *leaves*
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Chokoku: Do you have a sec? [what she really means: look at my legs!]
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Daruma: Black! come get me you fool
Show show yourself! Where are you?! BLACK!
Daruma gets owned by Black
Daruma: *turns on lights* hah. now you ain't invisible no more
Black: so? *continues bashing*
Black: so? *continues bashing*
"sorry to have kept you waiting"
[that silhouette, that sexy voice could be? COULD IT BE?!]
GAKURAN HAS RETURNED!!!!
along with the kabuki sisters.
They came to save Daruma's ass
Gakuran: oi, Daruma you still alive?
Big kabuki: You're always so pathetic
Daruma: you're gonna get owned now bitch.
Gakuran: that's the story
Big kabuki: *get your fat hands off me!*
Daruma: That takoyaki-club reminded me...
its better to have friends around
[refer to the time when team Horumone stole her takoyaki XD]
Black: *corrects something in Daruma's story*
Daruma: *starts counting*
[face-plam]
Gakuran: Whattcha counting for? Lets get on with this fight already.
[kya~ so manly <33]
they trash talk for a while
[warning: the following pictures might cause severe blood loss]
The four end up in an epic fight with Black.
[melted~]
Atsuko arrives to see her friends get their ass kicked
They all end up really battered.
since Black was too focused on her rosary falling to the ground
she got owned by the chou-ikemen Gakuran-sama
and K.Oed by Daruma's head butt...
[I can't believe Black went down like that either...]
Daruma: WE WON!!!
Daruma: *goes on about wings of victory shit*
Gakuran: *WTF?*
[can't believe you ate that Gakuran...]
The end.
Gakuran will be in next weeks ep as well ^^
but...
Gakuran!!!!!
stay posted for more~
"Atsuko: I needa go poopie~
ReplyDelete[...eh...e..nevermind...]"
LOL LOL LOL!! OMG. I really cracked up with this. And like you, I was also hoping for some Yuko/Sado action. We need some yuri lovin already. :P